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	<title>Comments on: Netezza&#8217;s April Fool press release</title>
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		<title>By: Netezza nails April Fool&#8217;s Day &#124; DBMS2 -- DataBase Management System Services</title>
		<link>http://www.dbms2.com/2008/04/01/netezzas-april-fool-press-release/#comment-164277</link>
		<dc:creator>Netezza nails April Fool&#8217;s Day &#124; DBMS2 -- DataBase Management System Services</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Netezza&#8217;s 2008 April Fool&#8217;s Day joke    Categories: Data warehouse appliances, Data warehousing, Fun stuff, Humor, Netezza&#160;  Subscribe to our complete feed! [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Pranks of the past &#124; The Monash Report</title>
		<link>http://www.dbms2.com/2008/04/01/netezzas-april-fool-press-release/#comment-163969</link>
		<dc:creator>Pranks of the past &#124; The Monash Report</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] (2008) Netezza&#8217;s green box [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Three cartoons from DATAllegro &#124; DBMS2 -- DataBase Management System Services</title>
		<link>http://www.dbms2.com/2008/04/01/netezzas-april-fool-press-release/#comment-89629</link>
		<dc:creator>Three cartoons from DATAllegro &#124; DBMS2 -- DataBase Management System Services</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Humor from Netezza [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Curt Monash</title>
		<link>http://www.dbms2.com/2008/04/01/netezzas-april-fool-press-release/#comment-80521</link>
		<dc:creator>Curt Monash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL on the premise, Tom!

You didn&#039;t capture Mike&#039;s &quot;voice&quot; particularly well, but the content is a hoot!

CAM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL on the premise, Tom!</p>
<p>You didn&#8217;t capture Mike&#8217;s &#8220;voice&#8221; particularly well, but the content is a hoot!</p>
<p>CAM</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Briggs</title>
		<link>http://www.dbms2.com/2008/04/01/netezzas-april-fool-press-release/#comment-80515</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Briggs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You mean you didn&#039;t find Mike Stonebraker&#039;s latest comments amusing? :P

http://www.fulltablescan.com/index.php?/archives/81-Stonebraker-Dismisses-Columns,-Heralds-New-Data-Friendly-Systems.html</description>
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