Comments on: Storage humor http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/ Choices in data management and analysis Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:51:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 By: John http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/#comment-128693 John Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:25:32 +0000 http://www.dbms2.com/?p=828#comment-128693 He should use compression. Everyone knows compressed files have less 1's and weigh less. He should use compression. Everyone knows compressed files have less 1′s and weigh less.

]]> By: Tim Ford http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/#comment-128668 Tim Ford Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:12:55 +0000 http://www.dbms2.com/?p=828#comment-128668 Everyone knows that 1s weigh more than 0s because 0s are hollow. Everyone knows that 1s weigh more than 0s because 0s are hollow.

]]> By: Robert Morton http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/#comment-128638 Robert Morton Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:36:21 +0000 http://www.dbms2.com/?p=828#comment-128638 Hilarious, thanks for sharing :) Hilarious, thanks for sharing :)

]]> By: Justin Swanhart http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/#comment-128545 Justin Swanhart Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:29:06 +0000 http://www.dbms2.com/?p=828#comment-128545 Thats kind of like computing how many gigabytes per second the information on my laptop is being moved at while I walk between meetings in the office :D Thats kind of like computing how many gigabytes per second the information on my laptop is being moved at while I walk between meetings in the office :D

]]> By: Curt Monash http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/#comment-128541 Curt Monash Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:51:24 +0000 http://www.dbms2.com/?p=828#comment-128541 Yeah. I retweeted it and then decided to blog it as well :) Yeah. I retweeted it and then decided to blog it as well :)

]]> By: Jerome Pineau http://www.dbms2.com/2009/07/02/storage-humor/#comment-128537 Jerome Pineau Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:13:27 +0000 http://www.dbms2.com/?p=828#comment-128537 Hey I saw that last night on twitter! It's really amazing -- someone asking how much a TB weighed or something. This is ignorant at best as it's well known that it's not data that weighs a lot but in fact program bits! :) Hey I saw that last night on twitter! It’s really amazing — someone asking how much a TB weighed or something. This is ignorant at best as it’s well known that it’s not data that weighs a lot but in fact program bits! :)

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