July 3, 2008

Declaration of Data Independence (humor)

The data warehouse appliance industry has a well-developed funny bone. Dataupia’s contribution is a Declaration of Data Independence, which begins:

When in the Course of an increasingly competitive global economy it becomes necessary for one data set to dissolve its connections to a constraining environment, the separate but inherently unequal station to which the Laws of Whose budget is larger prevails.

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  1. Log Buffer: #104: a Carnival of the Vanities for DBAs | Oracle on August 11th, 2009 4:17 am

    […] with the Independence Day theme Curt Monash picks up on a humourous press release from data warehouse appliance vendor Dataupia. It’s in the form of a Declaration of Data Independence and is probably funnier if […]

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