March 27, 2006

God’s programming language

God’s programming language.

To the melody of the classic filk song “God Lives on Terra.” Parody lyrics written in 1996.

It’s wonderful. But then, I love filk. And I also love flexible data structures.

The lyrics start

I was taught assembler in my second year of school.
It’s kinda like construction work — with a toothpick for a tool.
So when I made my senior year, I threw my code away,
And learned the way to program that I still prefer today.

Now, some folks on the Internet put their faith in C++.
They swear that it’s so powerful, it’s what God used for us.
And maybe it lets mortals dredge their objects from the C.
But I think that explains why only God can make a tree.

Comments

5 Responses to “God’s programming language”

  1. Eric on March 28th, 2006 5:56 pm

    hahahahaha

    Great lyrics, and I love Lisp too (rank beginner though I am).

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