May 12, 2009

Chuck Norris Java jokes

There’s a long list of Chuck Norris Java jokes.  Most are pretty lame, but I liked a few, including:


2 Responses to “Chuck Norris Java jokes”

  1. dave on May 12th, 2009 6:48 am

    but what about: “If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.” 😉

  2. Hans on May 12th, 2009 10:02 am

    It’s not Java, but:

    Chuck Norris does not mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.

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